Joe Rogan Talks About Chimp Attacks

Lion do hold grudges especially if it's a hyenas

I have three dogs Harley is the boy biscuit is a girl and we kept a puppy they had named precious. I got my boy dog fixed about 3 years ago because he kept getting my girl dog (biscuit) pregnant. Every time biscuit goes into heat now harley with no nuts still humps and even gets stuck to biscuit. 🤣

Took some shrooms and went to the Ripleys Aquarium in Tennessee and felt the same way. I left really bothered and confused.

That's why I can't go to a zoo anymore

Sounds like a strong hairy baby

MMA Fighter vs a Chimp in a fight to the death who do you think wins? Humans and Chimps are pretty much built the same but Chimps have the advantage of being stronger and have no fear but, I think i favour the fighter because he will use kicks and fighting styles, he can bite if need and can choke out the chimp and grapple with him and use his body weight to his advantage, the Chimp fighting style is literally gonna be run at you and just throw hands and overwhelm you with aggression and bite 🤷‍♂️

before we can begin to think that we can communicate with aliens, we really aught to be able to communicate with dolphins and whales, otherwise, what possible hope could we ever have at trying to figure out their thought process?

I don't think like that (I'm a chimp btw)

I find you fascinating. I'd love love meet you. From, The witch in CO.💚🖕👽😁

I think language is what allows us to think rationally and morally

Animals not having egos is false, several animals have been documented as having robust cognition, better than humans. Elephants are the best example. On the topic of big cats, Tigers have been known to take revenge on humans, one story is about a tiger who hunted a man who injured him and took his kill. He found the hunter's cabin and meticulously waited for hours until the hunter returned and then killed him and ate him.

Joe is so dramatic and animated just talking about chimps. Lmao very hilarious. Damn dude chill 😂

Joe really hates chimps

Tiger does too

ooo ooo aaaa aaaa the Joe Rowgunn text to speech

Joe should grow a beard

Fuck zoos they are honestly just as bad the those aquariums, I’ve thought that for a while now

You can look into the one look pride of 6 males I forgot the name of the pride but they were descendents of the sparta tribe they were named mr t , kinky tail...(if you wanna find the info) but mr t got killed by another lion pride and they took out revenge on them super badly later on so they know when a group kills one and they'll get them back

Joe "Ooh I'm gonna go to the zoo and see the monke" Rogan

just here for the chimp, DMT, and Elk meat comments

Only pussies get their dogs clipped. I get primal in my house. Make your dogs your bitch, don’t get them clipped they will be a lot more fun and have a personality. Just train them.

Anyone know the name jr talking about in beginning, man attacked by chimps?

Why i dont. Goto zoo's , dc zoo is horrible

That was on fatal attractions on animal planet

Damn punch monkeys! Whats not fair is the biting!!

Human: *brings his friend chimp cake* Other chimps: *”well someone has to put a stop to this”*

I think zoos are sick to be honest. There should be a set minimum space for all enclosures to say the least. To be honest I’d like to see the removal of zoos unless they have animals that are endangered or that couldn’t make it in the wild. As in animals with injuries or deforms etc, while I understand this would be very difficult is it that necessary to keep perfectly able animals that want to be wild in tiny cages? It’s sad

so chimps are basically like leftists, just as mean and intelligent, but with testosterone. dangerous stuff.

Next time you eat an edible, visit a slaughterhouse!!! Talk about, “what the eff are we doing man”?!!!

That is very similar to grudge holding humans, they take away something you deeply care if they dont get their way.

You think you could punch a chimp hard enough to make it unconscious ?

I remember hearing this story when I was 13. Until then I thought chimps were just monkeys without tails. Hell nah, super monkeys that can break you like a twig!

I dunno Joe, crows hold grudges for a long, long time haha

Always fuckin hates chimps and its for good reason. Wouldn't mind seeing them extinct tbh.

0:50 That's interesting.. It would seem like the animal is just a limb of some Natural law of Justice which can take hold of them and make use of them since they have no sense of ego.. And when a human becomes wise and loses ego it's also as if he becomes a limb or organ of the Virtues.. Maybe all things are moral and virtue is what Nature is made of.. I'm gonna believe that anyway lol

The guy lived btw

Look up the ghost in the darkness 2 male lions working together killing people

Talk about smart orca's. A hundred years ago a pod of orca's used to come to a whaling village in new Zealand to notify whalers that whales were near. The whalers would then go out and get what they could. Then as they were butchering the whales they would give the tongue and liver to the orca's. Which were they're favorite parts.

I think that captive non breeding chimps should be fixed. Then given 8 months to settle before being assimilated to a group.

I do remember when i got jealous as a young kid i could get some real violent hatred in me. Now i dont really give a shit

Orcas have accents chimps bite off fingers.... AIGHT...

Nah bro lions hold grudges tf you’ve heard abt aw those he shot and stole the antelope it was hunting or smthn and it follows him home and waits there for them ahaha

Chimps are communists

Chimp on DMt = Mr Joe Rogan....

My 10 mm outo is my chimp medication !

The more I learn about chimps, the more I'd rather they die off before they make an evolutionary jump and run rhe planet.

Joe "Its a Famous Case" Rogan

Pretty sure Joe is obsessed with chimps 😂

So monkeys are communist?

Sounds like antifa and blm.

Joe isn't a chimp, isn't person ,he's in between ..

Maybe the chimp is confused too, that "it's not a dog it's not a chimp, it's something in between"

Only Joe can transition to talking about chimps so seamlessly

Dude I wanted to see this dude who was attackeds face! You ever see charla nash? She was attacked by Travis the chimp in Connecticut?

🪡 I cut a guys nuts off cause he slept with my wife. I got 6 years cause he lived. lol Guess it’s that monkey 🐒 in me. 📝 Note To Self .. get a better grip next time. 😂

Joe “chimp expert” Rogan

Being a hater is genetic. Interesting.

I doubt I'll ever see a chimp, but if I do I will be very grateful to Joe for educating me over all of these videos about how fucked they are so I can stay the hell away from those things lol

What I’ve taken is I want to go to a zoo high

“Then they get older and it’s like a man except he’s five times stronger than you” 🤣🤣 i swear I love when joe talks about chimps

Chimps are so vicious. Bonobos are the only apes that don't kill though.

Not sure about what chimps think about and all that but just got done watching "warrior chimps" and pretty convinced they just like ripping shit apart for pretty much no reasons or any reason.

Corrections ,big cats holds grouches , examples lions and hyenas . a male will go out of it's to kill a hyena and will ignore food to kill one .. They remember and they do hold grudges

Conservatives act the same when they see people getting welfare

My Fin droops like an Orca’s when I get depressed. Hey Joe, have you seen the video of the dumb ass who tried to raise a Hyena ?? 🤪

Joe's a real chimpion.

"They don't go after that person when jealous" Have you ever known high school punks? Because that's precisely how human beings are

Have you seen human attacks? they're even more dangerous

Monkeys kill with a rage filled look in their eye. Humans kill with complete apathy. What scares Joe about it is Monkeys are too close to breaking the barrier between "dumb animals" and "humans"

Joe the chimp specialist... 🤣

Amagin that chimp times 10000 they literaly just have to press a button behaind our heads a little bit harder.

Check out the Tiger that took revenge on the hunter that stole its kill cache in Russia.....animals aren’t just responding to stimuli or living on instincts alone. They can show anger, jealousy, disgust, retaliation, acceptance, peace, empathy, etc. 😏 But maybe Joe is right maybe it’s just gas. Kidding, I know, I’m not funny

Can orca's build a home no, yeah there fucking stupid LMAO the fucking Ocean is there home and SeaWorld is a bathtub ..

Dam that's blown my mind I new chimp's were violent but that's a head fuck.joe you teach me something new every time.

I am so high listening to a bald chimp alike man talking about chimps.

Joe "Its not a dog, its not a human, its something inbetween. Its an animal." Rogan

Chimps are vicious hatters, I get it. But Joe REALLY GETS IT!!!!! LOL

How cruel is it to castrate animals

"prepare yourselves folks" "dont show it on screen" 😒

I think Joe should get a male chimp on the podcast, Bob Lazar and a shaman from Peru

chimps scare me almost as much as any other animals

I seen that at a zoo in Atlanta. But I was sober.still felt the down energy

The fact they ripped the d ck off over a cake it me for sure

Dolphins get high on pufferfish

You can talk about chimp attacks until the sun turns green for all I care, as long as you STOP CALLING YOURSELF (or humans in general for that matter) a fucking chimp...

So the hard left think like chimps then 🤔

mayne why u demonizing chimps bruh . Making it seem like theyre evil or sum shitl

Great! With everything going on in the world, now I'm terrified of chimps.

You think joe wants to plant one of his spinning kids on a chimp? Lol he has clearly thought about them a lot. 😂

Ayo thanks for the shout out

Joe wants to hunt chimps.

Tigers have ego's, there was a story of a hunter who stole a tigers kill and later the tiger killed the guy.

JRE clips the only place where i wouldnt get bored reading comments Lmfao.

Anybody interested in chimp behavior needs to look up the Gombe chimp war of 1974-1978. The tribe split up and the larger part started to systematically hunt and kill all the other males until they wiped them out. Then they took the females hostage and took the territory and didn’t have any more conflicts after they wiped them all out.

I'm a simple man, I see Joe and chimps, I click.

I think chimps do have ego... They have superiority complexes for sure.

Joe Rogan knows it all..even If he makes it up he knows it all guys...he is intelligent guy amongst humans without brains

Here we go again..

All animals have feelings and ego some more then others . Look at leopards 🐆. Most vindictive fuckers out there - they actively go out of their way to fuck you up

Note to owners of chimps Keep a loaded gun on you when your next to a chimp at all times otherwise you will regret it.